How a ripoff factory called The Asylum makes a mockery of the box office
By Tom Breihan on October 10, 2012
The aliens have already annihilated a Pacific fleet of American aircraft carriers — and, worse, they’ve engineered it to look like China and North Korea orchestrated the attack. The president has ordered a retaliatory air strike, and only one naval vessel stands between the thermonuclear devastation and alien conquest of Earth. It’s a relic of a warship, on its last cruise before being turned into a museum, but its old weapons are still operational, and its captain is determined not to go down without a fight. As the alien ships circle, the captain lowers a pair of binoculars from his eyes and growls, “You won’t sink my battleship.”
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